► HOW TO PLAY ►
CONTROLS
WASD / Arrows Move around the office
SPACE Throw a paperclip — or tap the throw button
Q / Tab Switch weapon — or tap CLIP/STPL button
OBJECTIVE
💵 Collect rent checks — +10 pts each
📧 Hit rogue emails & pings — +50 pts each
🏢 DEAL buildings appear (rare!) — outrun the TA Realty associate for big points + a bounty on nearby pests. Paperclips bounce off them — you must be faster!
❤ You have 3 lives — don't get caught!
PICKUPS ON THE FLOOR
📎 Paperclip — +1 throw
⭐ Stapler — 5-staple spread, unlocks Wave 5
✶ Claude boost (orange starburst) — speed 4s
❤ Wellness day — +1 life (very rare)
☕ Coffee machines (opposite corners) — freeze the inbox 2.5s, then need a refill
Waves come fast and escalate hard: tougher emails need 2 hits (clip), then 3 (padlock), 4 (double padlock), and 5 (gold-star CEO escalation). Nobody survives forever - highest score wins. Built for movement.